Kid Quotes of the Week

Adam was telling me all about an episode of sponge Bob that he happened to see at a friends house.  In the episode Sponge Bob's pants get caught up in a hook and fall down.  He relates,

 "Mom, he doesn't have a weenie, he has nofing, he's just a sqaure, he is a sponge!"

Words of wisdom . . .

Last night at dinner Audrey said,

"Dad, I'm not trying to be mean or anything but lately you have been really grumpy and have not been having a lot of patience.  Are you tired?  What time have you been going to bed?  I'm just thinking that maybe tonight you should go to bed by 10:30 and maybe take some benedryl.  Just sayin."